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Mythical, murderous and on the prowl
His presence is announced by a bloodcurdling howl
Urban legend, turns out that it's real as death and taxes
Horrors are in store more gruesome than you've ever imagined

The darkest harvest, farms overcome with carnage
Lowest common denominator bodies harnessed
Pick of the crop, this dead-end town is his garden
He'll pick a bumpkin's head just like a pumpkin and carve it

Surgical savagery, sawn in half by sasquatch
Another yokel butchered up and sold for parts, gone
Chopped to bits and grits, gone as gone can be
From the altar to the abattoir, cousins reduced to meat

Appalachian decimation, countryside genocide
Frame 352 alive, captured, cut and country-fried
Dragged into the woods, all but the luckiest for good
Will the spirit of Dale save you from death by Bigfoot?
Will your blurry Polaroids and hazy memory be trusted?
Tall tales told just like the time you were abducted

Noggin hollowed, carcass cut up, hung and drained of fluid
It's a bloody business but somebody's gotta do it
Flayed, splayed and brought to me, the vice for which he fiends
A pound of organs exchanged for a bag of Jack Link's
Turkey Jerky, Original Tender Bites
Jalapeno Sizzle Beef & Cheese Combo
Pepperoni Snack Stick, Teriyaki Chew
All available at a fine retailer near you

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from Potato Hate Explosion's Hauntworthy Halloween Bash III, released October 31, 2018

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