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by Potato Hate Explosion

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The 5th full album from the short, bearded menace known as Potato Hate Explosion. 20 minutes of sheer audio chaos. Back and angrier than ever, PHE has crafted another batch of cybergrind laxatives for your ears.

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released May 6, 2013

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Potato Hate Explosion Bowling Green, Missouri

Potato Hate Explosion is an experimental cybergrind/metalcore act started in late 2012.
Hailing from the depths of the midwest, PHE is a one-man spudcore powerhouse.

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Track Name: Intro and All That Jazz and Stuff
Once, every great while, The Bearded One, Spud Hate Pow, That Creepy Dude, Specimen 153, Genius of Geniuses, Tater Detonation, or as you may know him, Potato Hate Explosion, emerges from his majestic castle of eternal pleasures and releases upon the general population a new consignment of ground shaking , earthquake inducing, knee buckling nuclear audio eruptions. That time has finally arrived once more, and he is back and readier than ever to claim his rightful place on the throne of electrogrind. So lock up your daughters, lock up your wives, and prepare to be annihilated by the one and only
Potato Hate Explosion
Track Name: Welcome Back
Welcome back, my loyal minions and followers
Once again, I shall assault your collective mind with shock and awe
Ready yourself to be blown away and possibly crap your pants

PHE in the houseizzle to drink cocaine and eat some Wheaties
Get smog in your noggin for round 2 of this short fiasco of an ambivalent verse

Explode
Cue the pyro
Cavort
Cue the dancers
Cheering
Now is the time
To unleash this beast of a fifth album
Track Name: Nicktropolis Workarounds
You can't say that on nick.com
Nick, please

Shuttle up, you dirty bag
I fenced your mother
I'm going to Drake and Josh your sister too knight
Go to hello and sun seat and duck

Username, let's have sea
Your balloons are Big Time Rush
Let me proud your House of Anubis

And brow a loud on face
Track Name: Just Add Rabbit
Bunny
Hopping
Crapping
Hopping
Bunny
Rabbit
Cage
Clean, repeat

Munch munch munch munch munch munch
munch munch punch
Track Name: The Laundromat Song
I wrote this song at the laundromat
Spin spin spin spin spin
Spin and spin and spin some more
Up and down around around
This is the laundromat song
And oh look a soda machine
Kindly restrain your children from playing with the laundry cart
Bumping into the machines
Running into people, etc.
Track Name: My Cat Kicked Jesus
My cat kicked Jesus
My cat kicked Jesus

Right onto the floor
Protestant silver bullet

Feline logic brings them happiness
Feline logic brings them happiness

The same yellow ball of mischief
That puked in my room
Track Name: Here's the Beef
Raspberry plastic tickle bear
Spooky stork
Keyboard spit hog
Trash bag little book
You dirty rotten pencil sharpener
Go put a microphone in your popcorn tin
Go lick a cow
I’m going to go watch a DVD
At the Laundromat with your spouse
Your spouse
Track Name: A1Gumbykiller
Raider
Saturated Fat
Negative Zero
All beware my wrath

Death
From below
The shortest contender
A1GumbyKiller
Track Name: Episode 9
Nurse Joy, my half fictional vice
P.P. EP 9, my love
I think my heart needs a checkup
Among other things, I would really like a hug

I will gladly meet you
In the back closet

Screw protocol
And screw me too

When I first saw you
The first thing I thought was
*holy pokesh*t!*
Now I'm in love
And pseudo moe
Track Name: Piranha Plant Slide 3D
Toad, Yoshi, Mario, Rosalina

I don’t always get a Tanooki Tail
But when I do I’m in first place and it’s useless
Send ‘em back and mow ‘em down
Land mines made of Vitamin Hate

Feel my banana-based fury
Feel my banana-based fury
Through the tubes and tunnels running like a madman
Manic maniac, going for the 3 gold stars
My nightly ritual consists of KDHX and Mario Kart
Track Name: My Insurance Company
I own
An insurance company
That has no name
And does nothing
Nothing at all

No logo
No employees
No business
It’s only me

My insurance company is Progressive’s greatest unknown enemy
Track Name: Horde of Boards
Wooden planks coming to attack
Horde of boards pursuing you
Squared off logs are angry now
For no apparent reason, just kill

Blame this all on Johnny
Track Name: 23-19
Duck and jump and run and hide
Orange fur in grave danger of loss
George
George
Run monster run
CDA CDA CDA
Take it out on Roz
Track Name: Sick My Duck
Sick my duck
Sick my duck
I mean really, make this quacking feather fodder fopper ill
Keyancer
Track Name: Union of People You OUghta Respect, Son
Mister Rouge
SkullReaktor
Kazym
Blank Flank

HumanHate666
Graveyard Monsters
Anal Violence

All Hail the Mustache
Daryneatsbread
Postmortem Preteen Gangbang
Corey Amador
Different Angless

Crash the Lad

Bella Patrova
Senji Niban
K-JiL
rainbowcerealandaboxfullofhandguns

s*i*n
Killah12
Stef Lili Kruger
D3cay
Strychnia
∆ †hr33gho5† ∆

DJ RapeVan
DJ Spinewarts
Ocean of Chaos
Esrede
Kamikaze Console
Catalyst of Inhumanity

And everyone else