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Potato Hate Explosion Bowling Green, Missouri

Potato Hate Explosion is an experimental cybergrind/metalcore act started in late 2012.
Hailing from the depths of the midwest, PHE is a one-man spudcore powerhouse.

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Track Name: Satan Clause
Wretched night, unholy times
Will be had by the horned one

Hate all across the world
Killing your parents and shitting in your sock

Satan Clause, Satan Clause
The evil anagram of the 25th
Satan Clause, sheperd of black reindeer
Bringing nothing but spite and deadly gifts
Track Name: Untitled Song
The holidays are here, fucking shit
About goddamn time
I have waited all year to give and get
And feast and love and share the Christmas spirit

Shopping in the mall, hanging shiny balls
Shoddily wrapping presents, loving everybody to an extent
Temporary peace on this wretched earth
You'll shoot your eye out; The south pole shall burn
Track Name: Jingle Bell Grind
Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell GRIND!!!

Hohoho right up your ass and rumpbumbumbump down your fucking throat
I came for the presents, stayed for the food, egg nogged up and ready to go

I see snowmen hardcore dancing, so many flailing limbs
Literally, limbs! Sticks!

I shall now take a nap under the tree
Best wishes to whomever finds me
Got up just because I had to pee
Came right back and what did I see?
A herd of linedancing reindeer!
Track Name: Frosty the Killer
Frosty the killer was a very pissed off guy
The children pushed him much too far
And now they all must die
Brought to life by a sole satanic ritual
Out with a bloodlust and on the prowl

Three large snowballs, a death machine
Carrot nose and a fancy top hat
Dressed to the nines in icy snow
Soon to become a red snow cone

Lurking; in your backyard
Knife in cold hand and murder on the brain
Coming; through the window
About to inflict physical trauma and mental pain

...

Frosty the killer was taken away
The frozen bastard melted in the back seat of the police car
Away, never again to be seen in this town
He shall emerge anew elsewhere and hunt the children down
Track Name: Blue Christmas (Cover)
I'll have a blue Christmas without you
I'll be so blue, just thinking about you

Decorations of red on a green Christmas tree
Won't be the same, dear, if you're not here with me

When the blue snowflakes start falling
That's when those blue memories start calling

You'll be doing alright with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue blue blue Christmas

You'll be doing alright with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue blue blue Christmas
Track Name: Xmas@TheBoards
The holidays are here in the hellhole we call home
All of you fine fuckers are a family I call my own

RangerBlack, spreading joy
BuboDread is still a fucking poser
DimebagDallas, pleasing the GILF
sh1ttalker, breaching logic like a bulldozer

The holidays are here in the hellhole we call home
All you fine fuckers are a family I call my own

NattyDread is still missed by all
Hybrid and all the other dickheads still suck
GTSD will fix it all
A foul Christmas to the bots running amok

Pjepp, Bengals, DrDimebag, MetalCrusades
You all fucking rule, heres to another year of dysfunctional family fun


The holidays are here in the hellhole we call home
All you fine fuckers are a family I call my own
The holidays are here in the hellhole we call home
All you fine fuckers are the family I am proud to call my fucking own
Track Name: 12 Nights of Satanmas
On the X night of Satanmas I gave my own damn self:

A new PHE EP
2 Viewings of Frozen
3 Prongs on my pitchfork
4 Broken candy canes
5 Cans of shredded beef jerky
666
7 Suicides
8 Cosby Show seasons
9 Jugs of Arizona
10 Br00tal breakdowns
11 Camels
12 Downloads on Bandcamp ;)